Wednesday, July 23, 2008

tales from an email

Tee Hee... a bit of funny from a friendly email...

...A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care...

...I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knicker's... (HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Knickers!)

...Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .......Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat...

...I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating/drinking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!...

Good Night Y'all!

2 comments:

Preppy Pink Crocodile said...

Too cute! Happy Friday- have a great weekend.

vana chupp said...

Love it! You made my day dear Holly!